About Us

Ghumada News is the best, and likely the only, resource for all information and news pertaining the Ghumada and the Ghuddist faith. Ghuddism, the official religion of Ghumada, promotes independent thinking and defiant behavior. Because of this, there are very few laws in Ghumada because nobody ever wants to follow them. The official manuscript of Ghuddism, called the Alternative Eternity, was written by Mohammed Bin Laden and revised several times by Literature Expert O'Glasco P'dasco.

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History
An unspecified chain of events led to the citizens revolting against the government. The constitution was somehow destroyed in a strange accident involving Gladiator Jim and some goat milk. This ultimately led to the need for a new presidential election. The original candidates for the presidential election included Crunchy Ken, 6 Slices, Carver Kerver, Topiary Dairy, and a motorcyclist. The previous candidate profiles can be found here.

Former Government Headquarters 

On an unspecified date (March 23, 2015) Dictator Kerver ended the election process in Ghumada and took power as the dictator. He accomplished this with the help of Gordon Gordon's potent drug mix, which Kerver offered to the citizens as a vaccine. Now, the citizens are required to inject themselves twice a day with the drug mix, causing them to spend their days wandering about in a drug induced haze.

Geography 

The only known map of Ghumada was destroyed several minutes ago. It was stored in the Ghumada Pubic Library, which was a small supply closet in the back of an abandonded factory. Fortunately, a reliable witness, Blind Bob, came forward to draw the map from memory. 

Mission Statement:
The Ghumada Candhi Committeration is a completely all for profit organization that focuses on converting people to the Ghuddist faith,   founded many trillions of years ago by the great Mohammed Bin Laden. The aim of Ghuddism is to defy authority in every way possible and ultimately create complete chaos. Thanks to the hard work of O'Glasco P'Dasco many of our original manuscripts were saved from the Big Clong Dong of 923562. Here at the Ghumada Candhi Committeration we work tirelessly all of 1.593 hours (and 6.49 seconds), 1 day a week to carry on the legacy of Ghudism. It is our mission is to carry on O'Glasco P'Dasco's work to preserve the ancient texts of Ghuddism and spread our religion upon all gargling sky dingers, as well as regular citizens.

Ghumada News created, written, and edited by the great Aaron Cook.