Thursday, August 11, 2016

Ghumada Launches First Satellite

The GOSA (Ghumada Otherworldly Space Affairs) is proud to announce that it has launched its first orbital satellite into the atmosphere. The sophisticated device consists of a heavy duty balloon with a long piece of reinforced string with a small mirror-like device tied to it.

"The idea here is that, this small mirror-like device will capture an image of the planet, which we will somehow be able to see when we retrieve the satellite after it has fallen out of orbit", said GOSA scientist Bill Knavers.

The GOSA orbital satellite team is still working on a way to effectively locate the satellite after it has left orbit, as well as work out the exact logistics of viewing the image in the mirror-like device.
Ghumada Satellite approaching space (Photo captured by Meat Drone™)

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