It was late in the afternoon at 11:59 AM; Jaquan was lounging in his office with a desk protector on the floor. He suddenly realized that there was a dark predator watching him from his window. This was odd, because Jaquan's office is on the 83rd floor of an 80 story building, so there shouldn't be any devious predators lurking around causing mischief.
Jaquan leapt to his feet, as he realized that his secretary, Ma-Hi-Hi 1254.55 was standing outside his door. However, the person standing outside his door wasn't his secretary, it was Fork Bord-Lord-Gord, a secret spy from Ghordongo. Fork was clearly in pain, which was evident by the knife sticking out from his 3rd arm. It wasn't long before Fork Bord-Gord-Lord was dead.
Jaquan then decided that it would be a good idea to take a nap on his orange chair that he had just built while Fork Lord-Bord-Gord was uttering his last words and bleeding on Jaquan's carpet.
After a long nap, Jaquan suddenly died. Ghumada's Chief Police Officer Topiary Dairy is currently investigating the strange murder, but there isn't a lot of evidence to go by. The only witness to the strange sequence of events was President Jaquan, but he's not saying much.
Update: Jaquan is actually not dead, he was just sleeping..
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