Dr. Martinez is at it again! Ghordongo is assembling their Wardongo Clongs, for an invasion of Gandhistan. They must've gotten wind of the affair between Gandhi and Gordon Gordon. We've also managed to intercept a top secret coded message sent to Dr. Martinez-- after our top scientists cracked the code, it read: "With potato human cling seperate dog table Barack Obama". Clearly this means someone did something that caused something important. With this new information we will easily be able to defeat the Wardongo Clong fleet, however we will have to increase coal production as we are mobilizing the meat-bots.
Agent Wizaro has managed to take a picture of a Wardongo Clong preparing to join the Ghordongo navy:
Note: Operation Floodgates is proceeding as planned
Holy Hell!!! I had no idea how much danger we are in!! What do will we??????
ReplyDeleteWell with the new information Agent Wizaro will be able to neutralize the threat
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